Ode to Toleda

Dear Toleda,

I wrote you on TM, but you still ain't replying'

I left my IOREG, my plist and DSDT at the bottom

I sent two of my EFI volumes back in autumn, you must not've got 'em

There probably was a problem with my SSDT or somethin'

Sometimes I add patches too sloppy when I jot 'em

Anyway fuck it man, whats been up man hows your hackintosh

I read about your HDMI SSDT not working with Pascal too, I'm sorry

I had a friend switch to VoodooHDA over some glitch that didn’t work for him

I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan

I even got the older shit that you did with Rehab Man

I got a hackintosh full of your fixes and your patches, man

I like the shit you did with Pike R too, that shit was phat

Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans

This'll be the last IOREG I ever send your ass

It's been six months, and still no word — I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two EFI's

The SSDTs were perfect

So this is my message I'm sendin' you, I hope you hear it

I'm SSH-ed into the hackintosh now, I'm installing kexts to S/L/E L/E

Hey, Toldea, I used Multi-Beast, you dare me to reboot?

You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"

About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drownin'

But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?

That's kinda how this is: you coulda rescued me from drownin'

Now it's too late, I've added a thousand SSDTs now, I'm drowsy

And all I wanted was HDMI audio so my TV could make a call

I hope you know I RM -f in EFI>Kexts>Other and removed them all

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep

And you scream about it; I hope your conscience eats at you

Well, gotta go, I'ma reboot now

Dear Stan,

I meant to reply sooner, but I just been busy

You said your your new build is coming along, how far along is she?

I'm sorry I didn't see your initial post on the board, I musta missed you

Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you

But what's this shit you said about you like to install kexts in S/L/E L/E too?

I say that shit just clownin', dawg, come on, how fucked up is you?

Your hackintosh got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counselin'

Before you bork your build, I think that you'll be doin' just fine

If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Stan

Why are you so mad? Try to understand

That I do want you as a fan

I just don't want you to do some crazy shit

I seen this one newb on reddit

A couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude was drunk and used Multi-beast and shit.

Come to think about it, his name was… it was you, damn